How to use humor toward District Voting? People are corralled into voting districts and then fed the carrot of being equal to all other voters.

Hah, that is equality right after they were corralled, and of course not before.

When divided into groups for whatever reason, someone is on the receiving end of that missed amount of voter empowerment. They love it when we point at others elsewhere.

Who needs three colors anyway? We have red and we have blue. Who in the whole wide world would need yellow? It makes no sense. Why have a third party who would end up saying bad things about the other two parties AND get away with it, attracting more voters. Blasphemy.

Isn't the world much nicer with blue glasses on all the time? No, well, we have red glasses for you.

What?!? Clear glasses? How dare you.

The Founding Fathers left a tiny door open to our getting Proportional Voting, you know, the one with the clear glasses. It's just at the local level, where we now elect an entire council all wearing blue glasses (or all wearing red glasses) in many localities. Why would we replace an all-blue city council with people with a variety of political ideas? When one-in-six voters in San Francisco voted for George W. Bush in 2004 after we invaded Iraq, everyone was happy that the entire city board was at least wearing blue-glasses only. Hip hip hooray. The majority dominated the others out of all seats. Hah!

Want to know something funny? Voters are so fed up with the system that restricts us into districts. They want to get out of the straight-j.

https://fred-rick.medium.com/why-is-district-voting-so-bad-2e30155cad2e

Seriously, this is nothing to laugh at. Others are laughing. We are the ones being laughed at. We got divided and then we were told we won. Well, isn't that great?