I appreciate a good joke.

Gödel (and I myself) showed that the zero body problem was not a problem at all.

Rather, what he shows (and I as well) is that the idea that there can be a one body at the overall level is a brain fart.

The universe is and cannot be a one body. Reality is always many bodies and all of them going in many different directions combining into a collective wherever that is possible, based on the original setup of the materialization process.

My turn to make a joke.

The two body problem was resolved by people a long time ago through appearing in two formats only, male and female. They're having a hard time working on the third format.