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Sitting down with God for an interview, the subject matter quickly moved toward the abortion discussion we are all engaged in.
“Folks are really going about this issue in a wrong manner,” God said. “Of course, I only have myself to blame. I should have made people wiser, but this issue is rather a complicated and delicate matter.”
“The real abortion question,” God continued, ”is that this is not about human abortion at all, but about all abortions humans are currently engaged in. Just look at the enormous amount of animal and plant species that are being aborted by humans on this planet. The onslaught is enormous.”
“Where do you think all these animals end up?”
“They come to me, of course.”
“All these now-dead species complain how much their land and their environment got damaged and changed by human beings. Of course, death is a natural part of life, but these animal species cannot go back into the material world because their pathways to do so got destroyed by humans. Now they are here with me, therefore, sitting on one side of the divine balance, asking me to come up with a solution.”
“With the dinosaurs — God, I loved them so much — I ended up with no other choice than to destroy them; they…