No, this is too simplistic, Ethan.
Yes, have two boats move along near each other and at the same speed and in the end they will touch one another.
But have 5,000,000 boats do the same and you don't end up with a single group of boats all touching one another.
You forgot about the equilibrium that exist in this reality. As always, physicists jump to 'the big conclusions' when confirmations are discovered at the 'smaller' levels.
Gravitational waves are fine, but don't make black holes be something. Scientists do not have anything to show for about the 'entity behind the horizon'. Their hands are empty.
These are Black Eyes, Nathan. Black Eyes fully in line with the scientific data and evidence.
'Why a Black Hole is a Laughable Idea'
https://fred-rick.medium.com/why-a-black-hole-is-a-laughable-idea-4721391bdca2